A#m     C#      F#      G#      
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 |OOO    OOO|    |O|O    ||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||O|    ||||   
 O|||    ||||    O|||    |O|O   
 ||||    |||O    ||||    ||O|   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .O|||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

[Intro]
F# C# G# A#m
F# C# G# G#


[Verse]
C#                           A#m
My neighbors ask me why I'm limping down the way
C#                            A#m
And who that fellow was that came by yesterday
F#                        C#
I quickly turn my face before I start to blush
      G#
Cause frankly there is nothing I can say


[Verse]
C#                           A#m
I've always had a thing for pushing the extremes
C#                                   A#m
And I've just got a thing you won't find in the magazines
F#                        C#
This molded silicone has got me begging please
G#
Give me more of what I really need


[Chorus]
               F#            C#
Cause there is no cock like horse cock
G#                 A#m
Send your asshole into shock
         F#             C#
You need horse cock of course-cock
G#
Grab the lube and slam the day away


[Verse]
C#                         A#m
My shaft is quivering, my balls are turning blue and
C#                        A#m
I think of drinking in a foot or even two
F#                           C#
My favorite stallion that I keep in my top drawer
G#
Slip it in and out be dripping goo


[Chorus]
(Dampened)
          F#          C#
As I take more cock, horse cock
G#                 A#m
Shut the door and turn the lock
   F#           C#
Is your cock a horse cock?
G#
You will never hear me saying neigh


[Chorus]
               F#            C#
Cause there is no cock like horse cock
G#             A#m
Rub my dick inside a sock
F#               C#
Don't stop now, horse cock
G#
Stretch out my insides and make me bray


[Outro]
          F#           C#
My lovely horse cock, horse cock
G# A#m
(scatting)
F#           C#
Horse cock, horse cock
G# G#
(scatting)

(repeat until sore)